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  1. 09-05-2006, 12:35 PM #1
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    I'm a professional web designer

    Complete the following phrase with signs of incompetence.

    I'm a professonal web designer
    with multimillion dollar contracts.
    My client wants torches and dancing bears I can do this in word but I always have problems with front page
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  2. 09-05-2006, 12:42 PM #2
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    ...when my client asked for SSL, I told them the only server side language I knew was CGI. Tripod doesn't support PHP.
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  3. 09-05-2006, 12:47 PM #3
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    they hired him.... mofo be a master of the shape tween... that's about it though. Jackaroo throws down some mad table tags to, but I guess he has to not knowing didly poo about css
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    I'm a professonal web designer
    ...that can bring to life your wildest dreams for only 10.00 an hour.

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  6. 09-05-2006, 12:59 PM #5
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    I'm a professional web designer...

    ...where can I download the Flash Kit at...?
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    I'm a professonal web designer

    No matter what I do my movies won't show up on geocities.
    I want a refund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVPohovich
    I'm a professional web designer...

    ...where can I download the Flash Kit at...?
    priceless.
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  9. 09-05-2006, 01:05 PM #8
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    I'm a professional web designer:

    Trust me, the site will look ten times more professional if I put a username and password textbox right there. It will make guests think you have important VIP clientele.
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  11. 09-05-2006, 01:08 PM #9
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    I'm a professional web designer...

    I want to display a picture to be 7 inches long by 9 inches tall.
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    My Client is a fish warehouse. Does the latest version of flash have scratch and smeill?
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  14. 09-05-2006, 01:25 PM #12
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    I'm a professional web designer...

    Let me know if you're interested in my services, you can contact me at [email protected]
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  15. 09-05-2006, 01:28 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by creativeinsomnia
    I'm a professional web designer...

    Let me know if you're interested in my services, you can contact me at [email protected]
    check out the FK photo forum
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    lmfao at that e-mail addy.

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  17. 09-05-2006, 01:35 PM #15
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    I'm a professional web designer choose me and your journey to the dark side will be complete. However for 10 dollars an hour i recommend Gerbick.
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  18. 09-05-2006, 01:39 PM #16
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    Easy there shadowking.

    We can keep this fun without resorting to flaming.
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  19. 09-05-2006, 01:42 PM #17
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    Flaming? It was a simple post with no offense intended. He said he would work for the rate in another post. The rest is completely inoffensive. I'm sorry i entered your thread i do try to stay out of the stupid ones my mistake. Different sense of humor thats for sure.
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  20. 09-05-2006, 01:59 PM #18
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    I'm a professional web designer...
    because i can make my own 'under construction' animated gifs
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  21. 09-05-2006, 02:08 PM #19
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  22. 09-05-2006, 02:38 PM #20
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    I can scroll text and make music play...nice!!
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