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  1. 06-22-2007, 10:47 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    hmm well one of her sisters and 2 of mine and slumber partying at our apartment tonight or id try and get her into teamspeak and you guys could talk to her. maby we can set up another time if davulf can get his girlfriend to come online.
    You're going to ask me to impale myself? I'm pretty sure I would be murdered if my gf knew that I was talking about these things on here.

    So lets keep it on the dl.

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  2. 06-22-2007, 10:56 AM #42
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    i figured your girlfriend would want to praise someone that is so godlike in bed.
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  3. 06-22-2007, 11:11 AM #43
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    that's it I am calling in the master

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  4. 06-22-2007, 11:20 AM #44
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    Haha. Sue gives speeches at our school every year.

    Silver, I never said I was godlike. I'm just trying to help you out man. Rest assured though, she does in fact let me know that it is enjoyable. I do thank you for your concern.

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  6. 06-22-2007, 11:26 AM #45
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    oh im not concerned.
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  7. 06-22-2007, 11:27 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    oh im not concerned.
    Alright, great.

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  8. 06-22-2007, 11:30 AM #47
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    I'm concerned.

    wait...what am I concerned about?
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  11. 06-22-2007, 11:35 AM #49
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    Gen you should change the title to make it rated m for mature.
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  12. 06-22-2007, 11:38 AM #50
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    Haha. Mature or 18+?

    Either way, kids are having sex at like 12 nowadays, I'm sure they've been exposed to this a million times before. That said, due to forum rules, I think Silver is right.

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  13. 06-22-2007, 11:57 AM #51
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    40% of australians have sex by the age of 16


    anywho i think the lounge needs this shot of umm energy?


    Also i did just speak with my g/f and she said 5 minutes was amount of time she needs to finish, anything extra was for me.
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    Somehow, I thought this thread would go in a slightly different direction.
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  15. 06-22-2007, 12:18 PM #53
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    Yea, but the 5 minutes is just for 1. Although far more tired, I'm sure she would be fine with 6-10.

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    I can't really believe we're really having a debate about whether 30 minutes is "too long" for a girl?!?!?

    And that 30 minutes is = Godlike?!?!

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    Guys, I think we're making Silver feel bad.. Some people are just built differently, thats all.

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    I'm going to put this to bed once and for all - ready?

    Girls are different - not only from us, but from each other, and from day to day, from even themselves. Some like it one way, some like it another. So are quick, some take time, and some just can't at all.

    How you best treat your lady should not be a reflection on you, your penis, your masculinity, post count, wallet, etc., but a reflection on the many moods (and sometimes personalities) that is woman.

    And Silver sucks in the sack.

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    Nope, I think you covered most of the important parts.

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    So because i am able to please my girlfriend in 5 minutes i suck in bed? am i following this correctly?


    and I dont feel bad, i just went and got lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    So because i am able to please my girlfriend in 5 minutes i suck in bed? am i following this correctly?
    Carly already tried to draw you a map, so... no. Apparently not.

    lighten up - toungue in cheek, man. Which is not a recomendation, BTW, just in case you're starting to doubt your technique.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalFlashDavo
    I can't really believe we're really having a debate about whether 30 minutes is "too long" for a girl?!?!?

    And that 30 minutes is = Godlike?!?!

    This IS a funny thread!!
    no 30 minutes at one time is a quickie, try and keep up.
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