I've heard some strange things in my time ... even said a few strange things myself ... but lordy, I swear ~ sometimes I hear things come out of the mouths of my in-laws that still astonish me ...

My father in law's been feelin' a little poorly as of late (has a bug that's been goin' around) ... I asked him how he was doin' today - was he feelin' any better ... His reply:

"I feel like I was shot at and missed; sh*t at and hit" ...

I tell you, it's hard to convey sympathy when you're laughin' your head off




[Edited by LanSite on 08-17-2001 at 11:04 PM]