These two joks you have to hit people with the delivery.

On both of these you come out of nowhere and say


Hey, did you know that No one living in this City could get into the cemetary over on such and such street"

And theyll say Realy? Why?

You say

They gotta be dead first.




Second one...



Hey? Did you hear about everyone just getting up and walking out of the theater last night?


Really what happened?


The movie ended.






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