from Reuters 10-March-2003

Today, John Starkey, webmaster and administrator of flashkit.com, the webs largest flash portal, achieved saint status.

The vatican granted this in light of the good work performed over at flashkit.com in speeding the boards up and looking like kenny rogers.


John Starkey yesterday

When asked for his comments, a rather drunk John Starkey replied 'Yeerr me best mate you are, I love you like a friggin' brother.... go on, lens us ten pence for a cup of tea. goo on yar me best pal....yeerr not worth *%£$ you, yar a friccin...'.

He then fell over and wet himself before proceeding to vomit on our reporters shoes.