I had the absolute weirdest dream ever - yes, finally some sleep.

I was back in my childhood, and I remembered this one girl in my 3rd grade class... and you know how cruel kids can be. I remembered her nickname I gave her that supposedly stuck with her until high school.

Racoon Godzilla

She was this, for her age, tall girl with deep eye sockets and the absolute most messed up dental work a dentist had ever seen before braces. They were spaced out, and looked like sharp alligator teeth. She could bite an apple, and leave stripes. Her teeth were probably marked, "next tooth, 1 mile"... when she smiled, her tongue looked like it was in jail.

You get the point.

And as a 3rd grader, we found that nickname funny.

Do you remember some bad nicknames you gave some kids growing up?

and I don't mean the ones you've seen here at FK, like Marcusina for Marcus_from_Hell, or the rest like that.