demolitionist:a guy who blows things up
or likes to

el fin is one of them
OH NO
PLEASE
donate tot he el fin fund
it will buy el fin new .44 calibers
a nice chevy malibu and an old rusty ford pickup truck to blow up japanese buildings. then, he'll fall off a cliff and blow the whole dam mountain to hell. he'll blow up the mercedes-benz factory and bomb eminem's home while he's away. then, he'll steal a saturn, drive off to woods and find tarzan and destroy him with TNT. then he'll go to california, wipe the hole state out and go swimming. there, he'll blow up the whole world and terminate all telephone cables, so he'll be the man in control of it....and probably the only last man on earth. but then, he'll spring out of the water and blow up christina aguilera with his rocket launcher...so please donate your posts. every post accounts as $40 to the el fin fund. if you don't post, el fin will buy a t-shirt on ebay that says "I'm a demolitionist" and blow up your home...

please donate, or you're in deep deep trouble.