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"I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!"

"er ...but you are dressed as one."

"THEY dressed me up like this"
"And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!"....

.....What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Villager: Apples!
Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Villager: Cider!
Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Villager: Cherries!
Villager: Mud!
Villager: Churches! Churches!
Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!

"So, *logically*..."

..."If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood ...and therefore, a witch"

Be interesting to see how her career goes now.

dp