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FK Catwoman
Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker
10) You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.
9) He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
8) When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7) Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6) Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5) Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".
4) Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3) His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2) When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President".
1) You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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 In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine.
Oh my darling, Clementine
Hey .... HEY - I gave that thing for you after the (ex)tractor joke ~ it's *yours* ... no taksie backsie ~ no siree 
Aria ~ lmao @ Professor whatshisname 
What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?
A small medium at large!
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