mine and jezza's post count

[thewiz1972]

Originally posted by agent vivid


I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

lmao glad to see my tax dollars are going to worthy, albeit fruitless programs.

[wouter999]

Originally posted by TheEnigma
Jezza an Tommy in bed together [shudder]

Imagine this: Jezza's mum sits besides tommy and jezza's bed, reading them a story. Jezza slowly puts his thumb in his mouth. Then, when the story is over, she gives tommy andjezza a little kiss on the forehead and tucks the two in.

She leaves the room, and jezza takes his thumb out of his mouth and asks: Will you leave the halllight on mom?

Sure hun. Nighty night!

[stevy99]

Originally posted by jezza
Sorry Brucey, looks like I lost. It's only taken 18 months to get here, I'd like to thank Mark, John and Brucey for providing me with such easy ammunition to post at!

Thanks lads!

And I better mention TOmmy too for fear of a drop knee dangler. Hi TOmmy!

congrat's jezz. you might catch nigs when you go on and post like this for a few weeks

but i think a pic of you and tommy would blow up my monitor, so please DON'T POST IT !!!

[Fruitloops]

Now, I know this thread has gone a little of course from Jezza and his pick up lines, but I'd like to say something on the subject again. Thank you.
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Jezza doesn't need any pickup lines to get the women. All he has to do is look at the fine ladies with his sexy self, and they will be all over him. It's a fact.

[jezza]

Originally posted by Fruitloops
Jezza doesn't need any pickup lines to get the women. All he has to do is look at the fine ladies with his sexy self, and they will be all over him. It's a fact.

You feeling ok man?

[Fruitloops]

Just fine, why?

[jezza]

You just don't seem your usual self that's all.

[Fruitloops]

What? The fact I am being nice to you?

And this niceness has nothing to do with the fact iCEBERG says you are my shemale mother.

[jezza]

Hehe, never believe anything the Iceman tells you Fruity!

[LanSite]

Originally posted by stevy99
congrat's jezz.

What are you congratulating Jezza for, Stevy? <Looking at the numbers>

[Dzine]

I believe Jezza is winning.




<walks away acting like he is innocent whistling>






D

[LanSite]

<expletive deleted> <expletive deleted> memory ... Yes, D ~ You are right ~ It does appear as if Jezza does have the upper hand

<knocking back two Gingko>

[jezza]

Hmmm, maybe not, looks like a thread has been deleted somewhere and I have been pegged back with the rest of you bums!

[Dzine]

im only at a mere 500 roughly, Im as slick as ole tommy boy.



D

[jezza]

Originally posted by Dzine
im only at a mere 500 roughly, Im as slick as ole tommy boy.
D

Yes, but how many is it REALLY?????

[Dzine]

to tell you the truth, i really dont know, you could answer that better than me




D

[Fruitloops]

Originally posted by jezza
Hehe, never believe anything the Iceman tells you Fruity!

So your not my shemale mother that he (iceburger) impregnated at the age of 8?

[Somar]

Originally posted by david petley

Originally posted by agent vivid
LOL!!!!

Bugboy
FK Board Heavyweight

Registered: Dec 2000
Posts: 65535

now that's some serious posting, bugboy

it looks as accurate as hellbelowme's presidential vote the other day
Too bad they're all triplicated one-liners in the lounge, jezza.
david

65535... Hey that reminds me of the highest two byte number in hex (FF FF)... hmmm somethings fishy coughhackercough.

ON that thought. I think I should boost my post count ;].

Later,
Somar!

[Fruitloops]

Isn't Jezza's (old?) nickname BugBoy? Maybe he is using the BugBoy name to change the post count very high, if he used his we would know it was him.

[killabry]

Back to how jezza gets women:

He just goes to the gym and flexes in the window and all the ladies are in awe.

He has great big breas.. er pectorial muscles