Australia, moved!?

[gerbick]

here is the story



enjoy

[alexhodge]

hee hee, great find i especially like this bit:

[b]
By 2 a.m., powered by national pride and alcohol, the 3-million-square-mile land mass was barging eastward through the Coral Sea and crossing into the central Pacific, leaving a trail of beer cans and Chinese take-away in its wake.
[b]

i knew it was only a matter of time before the Aussies snapped.

[killabry]

Now nigs will be able to swim there! no expensive moving now!

[aliensynergy]

hehe very funny! very well written and researched *lol* actually an Aussie would have written that!

The only thing that should be changed is the reference to Chinese Food, instead it should be a Kebab!
Atleast I think Kebabs are a national thing to grab after a heavy night of drinking!

[aversion]

jeez, seems like i got off that country just in time!

i would say that the national food was pies from what i saw

[aliensynergy]

pies are great, but really only at the footy or for lunch...Kebabs are the food of choice (erm or maybe because at 4 am there are only Kebab stands open) after a big night at the Bar

[jamble]

excellent story ... I was a little disappointed to hear that those Aussie hooligans broke Florida on the way

[asheep_uk]

Very funny story

One thing though...

Is it really that big?

[]v[orpheus]

LOL!

[onlinegs.com]

Crap, I get better news updates from FK then I get from CNN lol.

[aversion]

that's hilarious but why is it upside down??




and i think australia's just a little smaller than the usa

[asheep_uk]

Originally posted by aversion
that's hilarious but why is it upside down??




and i think australia's just a little smaller than the usa

I just noticed that Cuba is invading the USA...