Well where shall I start...
First of all I did not see a website all I saw was a banner for superman **** or something like that and then a little and I do mean little blob of something come onto the screen and made a sound and just sat there.

UPDATE: Ok I zoomed in on that small picture and found it to be a bike of some kind "or that is what I think it is anyway" I was able to click on it "not an easy task by the way" and I got a menu to come down but once again it was too small to read so my suggestion is to enlarge this thing 2000x and then repost it and I will see what it looks like then.