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  1. 09-06-2002, 11:01 PM #1
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    http://faq.geekbone.org/more_joke.html
    my favorite must be;

    % rm God
    rm: God nonexistent

    and

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.
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  2. 09-06-2002, 11:04 PM #2
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    Whats that one off the simpsons...

    Erm...

    C:> Dos run
    Dos run dos
    Run dos run

    Hmmm seemed funnier on the simpsons...
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  3. 09-06-2002, 11:09 PM #3
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    When we're on the topic, have you tried this man page : http://www.linuxfaq.de/f/cache/183.html??
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    Originally posted by Markp.com
    C:> Dos run
    Dos run dos
    Run dos run

    Hmmm seemed funnier on the simpsons...
    It was:

    C:\DOS
    C:\DOS\RUN
    RUN\DOS\RUN

    If you quote The Simpsons, quote them right!
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  6. 09-07-2002, 05:43 AM #5
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    $ drink <bottle; opener
    bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found

    lol! That's tops!
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  7. 09-07-2002, 08:09 AM #6
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    My personal favorite is:

    nucleuz% cd /pub
    nucleuz% more beer

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  8. 09-07-2002, 09:10 AM #7
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    *****Program*****
    ******Do U*******
    C:\MY>cd\questio~1
    Invalid switch - questio~1
    FATAL ERR - command:cd
    cd\ - lost
    c:\my\cd
    Invalid switch - not_foun~2

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