jstarkey's homepage

**tublu** · 09-27-2002, 03:02 AM

http://www
YES ... that's it . pretty amazing no ? how many of you been there ?

**jamble** · 09-27-2002, 03:06 AM

been there, it's an impressive piece of work

**serpent star** · 09-27-2002, 03:12 AM

Is that really starkeys site? Hey J. Starkey, we're probably nieghbors

Where are you from? I'm in Appleton.

**tublu** · 09-27-2002, 03:39 AM

oh yeah, that's starkeys site alrite , you can check his profile for believing it .

and when u clcik on that url , you will have to wait fr 4 mins if you are on a Dial up .. it takes some time to load . But it's worth the wait

**Subway** · 09-27-2002, 03:48 AM

What are you talking about? It redirects me directly to: http://www.www.de/

A german website.

???

Fredi

**chewman2k** · 09-27-2002, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by Subway
What are you talking about? It redirects me directly to: http://www.www.de/

A german website.

???

Fredi

hehe it just directs to whatever your host or ISP wants to direct you to. If it recognises it as something internally, it'll direct you to that page. ie, with mine (I'm with Optus - my ISP cable host) it then directs me to a page where I can see my net usage and stats.

its just a bogus site that basically directs you anywhere your host wants to direct you to.

**Subway** · 09-27-2002, 04:07 AM

Ok, then this is really funny cause that site is doing a similar business like my ISP does beside being an ISP.

Fredi

**jasonpratt** · 09-27-2002, 04:07 AM

404 page not found...?

**Saint Benedetta** · 09-27-2002, 04:57 AM

Tip: Can you get rid of the pop-up? It makes your site look very amateurish -
"www. could not be found. Please check the name and try again"

Or at least change the message to something more welcoming

**]v[orpheus** · 09-27-2002, 05:34 AM

How wonderful!

**tonytryout** · 09-27-2002, 07:41 AM

Went to Starkey's page, but it crashed IE, then my task bar, loaded up Outlook sent an email to [email protected], closed down Outlook, then shut down my computer. All in 34 seconds.

Amazing scripting. What scripting did you use?

**Subway** · 09-27-2002, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by tonytryout
Amazing scripting. What scripting did you use?

JSML (John Starkey Markup Language)

Only he can use it.

Fredi

**tublu** · 09-27-2002, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Subway

Originally posted by tonytryout
Amazing scripting. What scripting did you use?

JSML (John Starkey Markup Language)

Only he can use it.

Fredi

LOL .... I raly wonder if Mr.admin has seen this thread... mebe he could shred some light over all this

**ad_mtk2** · 09-27-2002, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by tublu
LOL .... I raly wonder if Mr.admin has seen this thread... mebe he could shred some light over all this

quick! someone grab his attention!

**maximumbob** · 09-27-2002, 05:53 PM

woah! that's some pretty heavy scriptin' there!

Code:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">
<html>

<head>
<style>
a:link			{font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:red}
a:visited		{font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:#4e4e4e}
</style>
<meta HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" Content="text-html; charset=Windows-1252">
<title>Cannot find server</title>
</head>

<SCRIPT>

	function doNetDetect() {
        saOC.NETDetectNextNavigate();
		document.execCommand('refresh');
		}

function initPage() 
{
    document.body.insertAdjacentHTML("afterBegin","<object id=saOC CLASSID='clsid:B45FF030-4447-11D2-85DE-00C04FA35C89' HEIGHT=0 width=0></object>");
}

</SCRIPT>

<body bgcolor="white" onload="initPage()">

<table width="400" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="5">
  <tr>
    <td id="tableProps" valign="top" align="left"><img id="pagerrorImg" SRC="pagerror.gif"
    width="25" height="33"></td>
    <td id="tableProps2" align="left" valign="middle" width="360"><h1 id="textSection1"
    style="COLOR: black; FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana"><span id="errorText">The page cannot be displayed</span></h1>
    </td>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td id="tablePropsWidth" width="400" colspan="2"><font
    style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">The page you are looking for is currently
    unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to
    adjust your browser settings.</font></td>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td id="tablePropsWidth" width="400" colspan="2"><font id="LID1"
    style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana"><hr color="#C0C0C0" noshade>
    <p id="LID2">Please try the following:</p><ul>
      <li id="instructionsText1">Click the 
      <a xhref="javascript:location.reload()" target="_self">
      <img border=0 src="refresh.gif" width="13" height="16"
        alt="refresh.gif (82 bytes)" align="middle"></a> <a xhref="javascript:location.reload()" target="_self">Refresh</a> button, or try again later.<br>
      </li>
      
      <li id="instructionsText2">If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that
        it is spelled correctly.<br>
      </li>
      <li id="instructionsText3">To check your connection settings, click the <b>Tools</b> menu, and then click
        <b>Internet Options</b>. On the <b>Connections</b> tab, click <b>Settings</b>.
        The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). </li>
     <li ID="list4">If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows
         can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings.<BR>
         If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
         <br>click <a  href="javascript:doNetDetect()" title="Detect Settings"><img border=0 src="search.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="Detect Settings" align="center"> Detect Network Settings</a> 
      </li>
    <li id="instructionsText5">
       Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the <b>Help</b> menu and then click <b> About Internet Explorer </b> to determine what strength security you have installed.
    </li>
    <li id="instructionsText4">
       If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the <B>Tools</b> menu, and then click <b>Internet Options</b>.  On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0. 
    </li>
     <li id="list3">Click the <a href="javascript:history.back(1)"><img valign=bottom border=0 src="back.gif"> Back</a> button to try another link. </li>    
      
      
    </ul>
    <p><br>
    </p>
    <h2 id="IEText" style="font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:black">Cannot find server or DNS Error<BR> Internet Explorer 
	
    </h2>
    </font></td>
  </tr>
</table>
</body>
</html>

**onlinegs.com** · 09-27-2002, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by ad_mtk2

Originally posted by tublu
LOL .... I raly wonder if Mr.admin has seen this thread... mebe he could shred some light over all this

quick! someone grab his attention!

Hmm, he is not as easy to call as BugBoy. But, I will try!

jstarkey: If you don't post I will release those 'pictures'.

**tublu** · 09-27-2002, 06:21 PM

bring 'em on ... seems he is asleep , anyway

**cocojumbo1** · 09-27-2002, 06:28 PM

hehe in Mozilla I get sent to http://www.com

in IE i get an ERROR 404

,coco

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