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    quick joke

    never buy a dwarf with educational difficulties,

    its not big and its not clever.
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    LOL


    But they prefer to be called "vertically challenged special needs persons"
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    three legged dog walks into a wild west saloon and says

    'who shot ma paw'
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    Originally posted by RazoRmedia
    three legged dog walks into a wild west saloon and says

    'who shot ma paw'
    I never got this one

    is the dog implying on his father being shot??

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    a paw is a dogs hand, conversely the pun plays on the word pa, used in the old west to denote someones male parent.
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

    he was up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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    that's what i thought thanks Swampy for clarifying


    LMAO
    HAHAHA
    ROFL

    actually it's not that funny, but all the effort put into it

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    Originally posted by RazoRmedia
    did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

    he was up all night wondering if there was a dog.
    Really LMAO good one Raz.

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    In the spirit of appalling jokes,

    What do you call a male tea bag?




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