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    Women gives birth to... frog?


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    moral of this story: never swim in dirty water.

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    Re: Women gives birth to... frog?

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    Hate to meet the father.

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    ...Or if you dohave to swin in dirty water, then have tight elastic in you bathing costume (alternatively keep your knees together)
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    Kermit says: No I'm the father! I love that woman and that is MY child!


    Maury says: And we have the results. In my hand is the DNA proof showing who is indeed the father of this child. *opens envelope - long pause* Kermit you are the father!


    Mrs. Piggy screams: OH **** NO!! OH ***** NO!! *Mrs. Piggy runs to the back room.*

    *cut to commercial*

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    this reminds me of the lobster story that was doing the rounds a few years ago.
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    Originally posted by swampy
    this reminds me of the lobster story that was doing the rounds a few years ago.
    The one about the lobster wrapped up in tape with a lighter to it's face?
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    Oh cool, the frog has human characteristics...BWAHAHAH

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    On a similar topic http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3846525.stm

    There is something sligtly freaky about that, I'm just not sure what it is.

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    Anyone actually read far enough to find out this happenned back in 1662.. not exactly breaking news is it?

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    Originally posted by flipshark
    Anyone actually read far enough to find out this happenned back in 1662.. not exactly breaking news is it?
    One of the most famous was the 17th Century case of Catharina Geisslerin, known as "the toad-vomiting woman" of Germany.

    When she died in 1662 doctors are said to have performed an autopsy, but found no evidence animals had ever lived inside her body.
    It's all about context there, flippy. There giving a historical reference to frame the current occurance.
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