WTF Is Wrong With Me

**david petley** · 02-16-2005, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Markp.com
Hehehehe Davey... I think he was joking

oh well, no big grinning smilies, so I am not so sure, but if I am mistaken .....c'est la bleeding vie.

dp

**Markp.com** · 02-17-2005, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by david petley
oh well, no big grinning smilies, so I am not so sure, but if I am mistaken .....c'est la bleeding vie.

dp

Ahhh, he's just in the Gerby ilk of not using smilies...

Jerry's thought for the day "I look at it this way, everything I read on FK is meant as a joke... even the things I write.

Theres no point getting narked at something some jerk posted on a website that doesn't really exist

As you say, c'est la vie"

**el-Ignoramus** · 02-17-2005, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by FlashKid105
Nuh-uh

I'm talkin' bout the fact that I have Comm Skills on Friday

Which is a well known fact to all of us as you know...

Say what if we are all part of his Project for this course, huh?? think of it...

**david petley** · 02-17-2005, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by el-Ignoramus
Which is a well known fact to all of us as you know...

Say what if we are all part of his Project for this course, huh?? think of it...

He's coming to the lounge to learn communication skills??

maybe it's the teacher using us all as guinea pigs...you know, let's see how much crap one group of people will put up with online when they would have thrown their hands up in despair in real life and walked away without bothering to respond.

dp

**wouter999** · 02-17-2005, 04:00 AM

Originally posted by hurricaneone
Prefacing your comment with the words 'bluntly honest' should and does not give you carte blanche to sound like a complete jackass.

Which made me think of this snippet by Maddox:

Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"):

Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these ***** apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a ***** slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bull****.

**luvenny** · 02-17-2005, 05:21 AM

I'll do it...

Originally posted by david petley
it must be the weather...

to be bluntly honest...who cares??...if you are really concerned, see a psychologist or a behavioural scientist.

dp.

jackass

**sk8Krog** · 02-17-2005, 06:25 AM

What are you talking about? First off you vent about how you are shy sometimes and don't have the curage to talk to women, then you say it's about the fact you have Comm Skills friday. Seriously man, what the heck is going on here? I'm totally confused.

**el-Ignoramus** · 02-17-2005, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by sk8Krog
What are you talking about? ................. I'm totally confused.

I'm sorry we're freshly out of "fish-in-the-ear" could you try the Galaxy next door

**GMF ™** · 02-17-2005, 08:32 AM

Hey flashkid and dp, take a

pill

**silverx2** · 02-17-2005, 09:08 AM

i so posted that like last month,

**david petley** · 02-17-2005, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by GMF ™
Hey flashkid and dp, take a chill pill

...my doctor says I need to taper off my chill pills slowly to avoid serious side effects.

GMF ™, my PM's are working....this is not muscle beach.

but oh, what a six pack....

dp

**J-Luv** · 02-17-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by FlashKid105
Dear God,

Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? Maybe that's why I'm feelin' a bit stupid these days.

EXCUSE ME GUYS BUT I PERSONALLY KNOW FLASHKID105 AND HERE IS WHO HE REALLY IS:

THIS GUY POSTS THIS QUESTION AS A JOKE JUST TO MOCK ALL OF YOU WHO SPEND 85% OF YOUR TIME IN THIS LOUNGE. RIGHT NOW HE IS IN JAMAICA DRIVING A FERRARI AND ANGELINA JOLIE AND HALLE BERRY ARE FONDLING HIS PRIVATE PARTS.

on a serious note, you better act on these chics staring at you and be thankful, most dudes complain about how come the girls ARE NOT LOOKING AT THEM!

get some balls son...you're a man now! dont look away next time. say the first thing that comes to mind or pick a line that works and use it over and over again, lol. now go get em!!!!!!!!!!! you have just been trained by a pro!!!!!!!!

**jide** · 02-17-2005, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by FlashKid105
Dear God,

Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? Maybe that's why I'm feelin' a bit stupid these days.

It's simple. You are just too much of a

**asun2art** · 02-17-2005, 06:11 PM

Try this:

You: "How much does a Penguin weight?"
Her: "I don't know?"
You: "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm ______"

It's all in the delivery. Has to be funny yet smooth.

**Aria** · 02-17-2005, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by FlashKid105
Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? .

Are you still a virgin?

a

**GMF ™** · 02-17-2005, 06:57 PM

isnt it ? yes it is. Its Aria

**Aria** · 02-17-2005, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by GMF ™
isnt it ? yes it is. Its Aria

owww :hugs: GMF

Muah!

a

**FlashKid105** · 02-17-2005, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by GMF ™
isnt it ? yes it is. Its Aria

I think I know what I want do do for April Fool's Day.

**Aria** · 02-17-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by FlashKid105

I think I know what I want do do for April Fool's Day.

that's not answering my question.... but hey it's a public forum and you opened yourself up

Hey btw I dont know you but :shakes hand:

a

**FlashKid105** · 02-17-2005, 10:14 PM

Uhhhh yeah,

See I think I really like this girl who's in my Comm Skills 1 class and I have to tell her that I like her one way or the other.

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