Wierdest product in your home?

**Loyal Rogue** · 09-26-2005, 01:54 PM

Ok, I defy anyone to post a weirder storebought product then what my wife brought home last week...

No, the brand name is not Placenta...
Yes, I checked the ingredients and it's really made with placenta.
Ahhh, nothing like the invigorating scent of uterus to get you going in the morning.

So, what weird products do you have around your house?

**gerbick** · 09-26-2005, 01:57 PM

****. you win.

**nordberg** · 09-26-2005, 02:07 PM

no doubt man...who's gonna beat that? (wait, i don't want to know).

i've got...
- a breast milk pump
- a two-year-old bottle of breast milk (in the freezer)
- my college roommates big toenail collection (15+ years worth)
- my dreads (grown from 1989 to 1993) in a pickle jar

that's all for now...
actually, only one of those is a product, but they are all weird.

**Loyal Rogue** · 09-26-2005, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by nordberg

- my college roommates big toenail collection (15+ years worth)

You keep a collection of someone else's toenail clippings?!?

Um, I think we may have to go to the judges on that one...

**gerbick** · 09-26-2005, 02:14 PM

but it's from somebody he at least knew.

lather, rinse, repeat with an unknown vagina extract on my scalp just still wins in my book.

oh man. I seriously think I'm going to barf. I just keep having images of the wrongest of wrong.

**Genesis F5** · 09-26-2005, 02:15 PM

And there isn't any plant that shares the name? *throws up a little in my mouth*

**nordberg** · 09-26-2005, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by gerbick

lather, rinse, repeat with an unknown vagina extract on my scalp just still wins in my book.[/size]

i really, really never thought i would read those words at flashkit.
amazing.

**nordberg** · 09-26-2005, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Loyal Rogue

You keep a collection of someone else's toenail clippings?!?

can you say wedding gift? i can't wait.

**Markp.com** · 09-26-2005, 02:21 PM

Oh thats foul... oh man... vile...

The missus recently left some of her womanly products here... I object... They need to be put away somewhere they can not be seen! I mean, what if I bring another bird over? Sheesh!

**nordberg** · 09-26-2005, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Markp.com

The missus recently left some of her womanly products here... I object... They need to be put away somewhere they can not be seen! I mean, what if I bring another bird over? Sheesh!

lol - wait until you have kids...you ain't seen nothing yet...

**silverx2** · 09-26-2005, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by gerbick

but it's from somebody he at least knew.

lather, rinse, repeat with an unknown vagina extract on my scalp just still wins in my book.

oh man. I seriously think I'm going to barf. I just keep having images of the wrongest of wrong.

"Oh my god my water just broke!!"~lady
"Quick someone get me some warm water, i cant miss this opportunity, my split ends are horrible!"~other lady

**PAlexC** · 09-26-2005, 02:56 PM

Human placenta?

**admedia** · 09-26-2005, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Loyal Rogue

Dude, what the hell? I swear I see something opaque floating in there.

Where do you get something like that anyways?

and Nords, why the hell don't you get rid of the 2 y/o frozen breast milk in the fridge?

**ctranter** · 09-26-2005, 03:20 PM

Mmmmm http://www.prleap.com/pr/14178/

**Genesis F5** · 09-26-2005, 03:23 PM

Oh f***... That's sick.

**save_larry** · 09-26-2005, 03:26 PM

Who was the first person to grab pick up the afterbirth and say, "You know, I'm going to wash my hair with this"?

**Planet** · 09-26-2005, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by save_larry

Who was the first person to grab pick up the afterbirth and say, "You know, I'm going to wash my hair with this"?

You know... that is exactly what I was thinking... add a little perfume, maybe some of this, a little of that, wa-la... Shampoo. Reminds me a little of that movie "Fight Club" where Brad Pitt was stealing the body fat to make soap. Ewwww!

**nordberg** · 09-26-2005, 03:30 PM

man, i stared at nordboy's placenta for like 5 minutes. i was wild stuff.
i had no idea it was that big, and it had veins the size of your thumb.
it looked like an exotic fruit.

admedia - my wife saved the milk for no real reason.
she said she 'just couldn't do it' with regards to pitching it.
i'm sure it will be tossed once nordspawn 2.0 arrives in january.

**Markp.com** · 09-26-2005, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by nordberg

man, i stared at nordboy's placenta for like 5 minutes. i was wild stuff.
i had no idea it was that big, and it had veins the size of your thumb.
it looked like an exotic fruit.

admedia - my wife saved the milk for no real reason.
she said she 'just couldn't do it' with regards to pitching it.
i'm sure it will be tossed once nordspawn 2.0 arrives in january.

Did you eat it?

**Genesis F5** · 09-26-2005, 03:34 PM

*Ahem* clears vomit out of throat...

He's a vegetarian. I'm sure I can imagine the temptation was there, though...

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