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    Internet blows CIA agents' cover

    The Chicago Tribune says it has compiled a list of 2,653 CIA employees, just by searching the internet.
    The newspaper said it gathered the information from online services that compile public data, that any fee-paying subscriber can access.

    It did not publish the names, at the CIA's request. Many of the agents are believed to be covert. The paper also located two dozen "secret" facilities.

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4799174.stm

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    IN OTHER NEWS:


    Internet Blows, CIA Agents Cover

    A well known source confirmed today that the Internet, a widely used communications medium, does indeed blow. In fact, it's low quality content and over used phrases like "surfing the web" have grown banal and constitute the very essence of blowing.

    The CIA, in an attempt to quash the spread of this potentially damaging information, has began arresting anyone known to be spreading the word about this "blowage" to the general public.

    A spokesperson for the CIA says that should people stop using the Internet due to today's revalations it could end the free world as we know it. In fact, the United States largest economic industry (Internet Porn) could indeed come to a screeching halt costing a countless number of jobs.

    It is estimated that the Internet Porn industry accounts for roughing 86% of all employment in the continental US and 91% of all employment in Hawaii and Alaska.

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    wait until Google buys the CIA
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    You mean the CIA buys google? Probably already done.
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    No, I think he knows what he said.

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    That story sounds like it was ripped from the pages of the National Enquirer. It was probably even put out by the CIA for some secret purpose of their own. Of course, with so many blabber-mouthed congressmen and senators having diarrhea of the mouth these days, you could probably just ask one for the list and they'd give it to you, or talk about it openly on C-span.

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    That's what you get for putting up a myspace as a government agent.

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    CIA... pffft whatever... everybody knows the cool kids run with the NSA or gov trusted "Indepedent Security Firms"
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    So I guess Al Gore has some questions to answer.

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    There is no such thing as bad internets... just bad parents.
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