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Thread: AGAIN!! (in referrence to the 5 am thread)

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    AGAIN!! (in referrence to the 5 am thread)

    WTF. Man this is getting old. Up again before 5 and at 5 till 6 they call, "We don't have any beds available, call back at 9."
    My poor friggin wife. She was almost in tears when the phone started ringing. I'm going to bloody make the people on that floor have to visit the emergency room. BAH!

    Sorry rant over again. Well at least until 9. And hey, maybe we will get to do this on Monday again YEAH BABY
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    go crack some skulls.

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    alas then who would deliver
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    Alright we've had it up the here *hand at throat* we are doing this thing in the bath tub
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    lol. Taxi cabs are better.

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    The bumpy motions jiggle it loose.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ViRGo_RK
    The bumpy motions jiggle it loose.
    Taken out of context... this is a great quote.

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    Or you could just wait till she's asleep and dip her hand in warm water.

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    i know it's the furthest thing from your mind right now, but sex is the #1 preferred method of natural enducement. time to step up....

    Ah, these boys is all swelled up. So this was earlier...getting set to trade. Then, woooaaah differences.
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    tmi Nords I won't go into this but it isnt a possibility right now... Man we got the call and the word is. .. . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . we will call you at 10 to let you know something.

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    Yeah . . . The doc just called and said she will def get us in today. 41 weeks i'm glad it won't be 42
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    how long after the induce, will she accually go into labor? Is it imediate, or will it take a day or two, or what?

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    Pft... America sucks... My missus' sister is in Italy and they induced all the expectant women (her sis was pregnant at the time) before the worldcup final so they could watch it

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    it depends on the person it can be 1 hour or 3 hours, but i've never heard of it taking more than a day.
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    once the patossin hits, it won't take long. good luck yo!!!

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    Thanks man. odd thought that ill be a dad tomorrow. odd indeed
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    I'm not even believing this. It is going on 2 so we called to see what was happening. The docs office is bloody closed. So we page the on call doc and she tells us that arent sure if they are going to take my wife anymore.

    WTF this is so pissing me off. What the heck do you do though. I want to be allowed in the room for the birth of our kid. BAH
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    just have chuck norris round house kick the baby out of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pea3698
    I'm not even believing this. It is going on 2 so we called to see what was happening. The docs office is bloody closed. So we page the on call doc and she tells us that arent sure if they are going to take my wife anymore.

    WTF this is so pissing me off. What the heck do you do though. I want to be allowed in the room for the birth of our kid. BAH
    wha? havent you been working with this doctor during the pregnancy? ive never heard of such a thing.

    at least things arent happening early. with us, we went in for a routine check-up 2 months before the due date thinking we had all this time. next thing we know, the baby was delivered 2 days later.

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    Dude that is FK'ing ridiculous. Do you have any other options? How bad is your insurance exactly? We have a nurse shortage crisis in Vegas, but at least they can keep an appointment. And you're doctors won't stay open after 2pm!?

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