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supervillain
...wow

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
Er, thanks for the dog porn, Gerbs.
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I love the product discription.
You dont get plain & simpler than that.
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am i the only one that thinks that's kinda cute?
although considering what most dogs are like, i don't really see the need to make it 'dog shaped' a lump of silicone (or whatever it's made from) would do the job.
does it come in different sizes?
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Senior Member
 Originally Posted by carly1979
am i the only one that thinks that's kinda cute?
I hope so.
I do love the frantic look on the Dog's face though, really sells the product!
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
 Originally Posted by carly1979
does it come in different sizes?
Does size matter?
*runs away giggling*
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curmudgeon
bit of a rip off of Eero Aarnios "puppy" stool if you ask me:

http://www.unicahome.com/p17653/magi...ro-aarnio.html
it does come in different sizes [and colours]
"They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."
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New Wave
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
That's the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. 
Whoever wrote the description is genius.
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AKA [ Paul Bainbridge]
HA HA THATS QUALITY!!!
How on earth do u guys come across this S**
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No I can't do it by tommorow..
LMFOA.... reminds me of the duck in the 'Click' film...
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