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    So... how many stab wounds do you have, atRax?

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    I think he just got 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    So... how many stab wounds do you have, atRax?
    none and I hope never will.

    Threat me as I Lion no need for masturbation when the harem is in your mobile.
    got to keep that Mojo
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    Quote Originally Posted by atRax
    Threat me as I Lion no need for masturbation when the harem is in your mobile.
    Translations from English to German to Japanese back to English aren't this profound.

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    I still wanna know if he can last longer than 3 minutes?
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    *awaits floodgates to testosterone fueled bravado to open*

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    *awaits floodgates to testosterone fueled bravado to open*
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    this thread is funny.

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    this is where we need a bunch of women to speak up and tell us which is right

    do women like the penis drilling for 30 minutes(quickie? im not talking about the whole sexual package, im just talking about the drilling, if you can drill your girl for a half hour and she can honstly say she isnt burning a little and in some pain shes a very loose girl, or your dick is very small.)
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    Or she has a lot of natural lubricant / is turned on.

    Admittedly, after a couple of hours she is bound to get sore regardless.

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    all i would say on this is half an hour is fairly quick in my opinion.

    [trying to keep this as 'G rated' as possible!]

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    do women like the penis drilling for 30 minutes(quickie? im not talking about the whole sexual package, im just talking about the drilling, if you can drill your girl for a half hour and she can honstly say she isnt burning a little and in some pain shes a very loose girl, or your dick is very small.)
    See, stop right there: 'drilling'? Dude, if you think that's what sex should be, you've been watching too much porno. The only time 'drilling' is appropriate is when she wants it, which means, de facto, she enjoys it. And sometimes, on those rare occasions she does want it (if you can do it), the pain from an hour or so of 'drilling' can be worth it.

    Other than that, if you've only got two speeds (off and drill) then it's no wonder she prefers you get the hell off ASAP.
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    ok
    im going to say this so all the little kiddies avert your eyes.

    The entire act of sex; foreplay(oral sex, stimulation of other body areas nipples, legs, arms, thighs.) the insertion of the penis and then the repeated act of moving in and out in and out differnt speeds differnt lengths of going and and out rotating and all that can last a long time, But you dont need a Half hour after foreplay to have your girl reach climax. either she isnt able to get off, or shes not giving you any good feedback on what she likes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by japangreg
    Other than that, if you've only got two speeds (off and drill) then it's no wonder she prefers you get the hell off ASAP.
    lol. Too true though. You need to go with what she likes man. Clearly she isn't liking the approach you're taking if she wants it to end so quickly. Try mixing it up, or hell, try listening to what she wants.

    Edit: In response to your last post... IF you only get her off one time, then I feel sorry for her.

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    yeah once each time we have sex, which can be multiple times a night.
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    oh i wish your girlfriend would sign up to FK........

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    Quote Originally Posted by carly1979
    oh i wish your girlfriend would sign up to FK........
    Ditto to you, Carly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by carly1979
    oh i wish your girlfriend would sign up to FK........
    hmm well one of her sisters and 2 of mine and slumber partying at our apartment tonight or id try and get her into teamspeak and you guys could talk to her. maby we can set up another time if davulf can get his girlfriend to come online.
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    and as an aside when was the last time you had a penis going and and out of you for a half hour or more carly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by japangreg
    Ditto to you, Carly...
    she already has! as you can see, she's very active here

    actually she does sometimes browse the boards, but that's normally either as a guest or as me (never posted as me though as far as i know)....

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