Web Design & Development Client Clichés

[AgentCoop]

In 2003, with the help of our friends here at FlashKit - we came up with a list of common client & customer clichés & put them into a Flash Game to let everyone vent frustration by smacking around fictional clients with a rolled up contract.

It's 2007 now .. the world has Web 2.0, mobile apps, CSS that can do incredible things... clients who want a blog - but then ask you: "What's a Blog" in the same breath.

What Web Design & Development Clichés can you offer? We're updating the game for 2007 with the best posts.

http://templatekit.com/stuff/2007/08/14/flash-clients/

Comments can be posted here .. on our blog .. or even emailed / PM'd.

-Tom

[renderhjs]

what a stupid website,- doesn´t recognize my browser (not propper coded?)

[RUSHVision]

renderhjs ~
Is that really the best you can do? A cheap shot in the form of a broken and uninformative sentence? How about both a little more tact and effort, man? You could at least mention what browser you are using so he can look into the problem if you are experiencing one.

[renderhjs]

opera 9.23, page tells me I have no flash
well sorry,- wans´t meant that way

[AgentCoop]

Thanks RUSHVision .. beat me to the punch.

We'll check Opera 9.2x right now .. if you have any other info to help trap that error (RenderHJS) - we'd love to have it.

We have 8 designers & developers on staff .. and. .. I kid you not... rang a firebell we have and IM'd the link for everyone to hit with every browser we have in the office to double-check it again.

It's like a firehouse in here .. only less dramatic and life threatening.

[AgentCoop]

Hmmm.... we cannot find problems with 9.0x - 9.23.

[realMakc]

here's my broken and uninformative sentence: the game suck.

main reason being that I have no time to read, I have to slap slap slap ...wait, what it said?... err, losing points - slap slap slap!

if you present "Client Clichés" as essential part, let me read them. make time freezing bonus or something.

[AgentCoop]

Ahhh.. grasshopper... then perhaps you miss the ever so subtle nuances and inner, deeper, hidden, secret meaning of the game.

The more you focus on the Clichés - the harder it is to control your clients (i.e. Smacking them down with a Contract) - and the more you lose from your project.

here's my broken and uninformative sentence: the game suck.

main reason being that I have no time to read, I have to slap slap slap ...wait, what it said?... err, losing points - slap slap slap!

if you present "Client Clichés" as essential part, let me read them. make time freezing bonus or something.

[Googooboyy]

I don't know about the subtles and the inners but it was an entertaining game nevertheless..