I'm going on a four year trip around the world, just to spend the extra money I've saved in all these years. I've got some great things planned: skydiving in Estonia, car racing in the Bolivian deserts, cave exploring in Mexico, camping in Japan, surfing in Australia, freezing to death in the Himalayas, among other 1000 things.

I'll be leaving tomorrow, so I just wanted to tell you guys you're all jerks and I've always hated you, I hope you all rot in hell. Bye.