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07-30-2009, 01:57 PM
#681
Bearded (M|G)od
No way.
1. I wasn't in my bed.
2. I wasn't in a bed at all.
3. I woke up between two hot chicks on the floor.
I fear for my life if I did drink alcohol.
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07-30-2009, 02:02 PM
#682
Senior Member
well give me whatever NOT alcohol you are ingesting.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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07-30-2009, 02:05 PM
#683
Bearded (M|G)od
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07-30-2009, 02:15 PM
#684
supervillain
I just saw a streaker in my neighborhood. Or at least somebody running from an angry husband of the wife he might have been "visiting".
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07-30-2009, 06:13 PM
#685
Senior Member
Sounds like it wasn't anything the Dr. Pepper prescribed.
Last edited by Genesis F5; 07-30-2009 at 07:59 PM.
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07-31-2009, 11:54 AM
#686
Total Universe Mod
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07-31-2009, 11:59 AM
#687
Senior Member
oooh that could be good...
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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08-01-2009, 03:48 AM
#688
Remotely Driven
Good!? Just good?!?!? Sure it's only good? -- Germans are darn efficient inventors...
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08-01-2009, 07:28 AM
#689
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08-01-2009, 02:34 PM
#690
supervillain
13 hours of sleep. That's not natural.
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08-01-2009, 02:54 PM
#691
Senior Member
Damn you beat me. I got in like 6.
something is wrong with the force...
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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08-01-2009, 03:15 PM
#692
you look like gerbick's shadow
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08-01-2009, 03:32 PM
#693
Senior Member
weedwacking has to be the worst part of doing lawn care.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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08-01-2009, 10:06 PM
#694
FK Lurker
Why do they call it weed wacking?? Do you really "wack" a weed or do you cut it?
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08-01-2009, 11:37 PM
#695
Senior Member
you wack it to cut it.
hmmm that sounds bad.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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08-02-2009, 04:16 AM
#696
Senior Member
Why are both the Lowe's and Home Depot sites always under routine maintenance at the same time? I thought they were competitors. Maybe in a price-fixing-esq fashion, they agreed to do it that way since if they didn't they both stood to lose customers to the competition during their downtime. Unfortunately for them, Ace Hardware isn't in on it and their site is still online at that time.
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08-02-2009, 09:19 PM
#697
poet and narcisist
I'm starting my own cellphone hardware os company, with its own flavor of android, and its own app store...only adults please...
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08-03-2009, 04:39 AM
#698
Remotely Driven
Since there's noone in line for the position of App Screening Officer (AS-O), I offer myself!
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08-04-2009, 12:31 PM
#699
Senior Member
Our go to black and white laser printer at work is starting to **** the bed. Print log shows 161,167 prints have been made with it.
I think Urban Outfitters took thos amazing comments seriously...
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban...REL&prepushId=
Last edited by WannaBe_80z; 08-04-2009 at 02:33 PM.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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08-04-2009, 06:32 PM
#700
supervillain
Straight up... Bill Clinton is one bad mother****er.
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